Alcool can be a good thing. Numbs pain (both phisical and emotional), cleans infections, gives you a bit of extra courage when you're about to shove your hand down the guy you like's pants........................
*ok? so i guess that's just me!*
Point being in can be fun!
But...
As most of you know it can have it's mayor down side which is why you have to be wary of what items and situations you mix it with. Here are just some examples of situations, items and people you might want to prevent while inhebriated:
>Driving = Come on, it's illegal, it can cause death and/or injuries. No one in this worlds is that great a driver or drinker that they aren't at risk, you should know this so moving on....
>Sexual Tension = Let's say you have this friend (doesn't matter what sexual preference) and yeah you're good friends, but there's always those jokes that hint that you'd tap that when watching a movie at your place together or that closeness you have where it's ok for them to know you have a tatto on your pubic region that says "lick me" (......) Mix that trust with my good boys Jack or Johnny and you'll find that this elusive tattoo is now not just an inside joke but the words coming out of your mouth in time with the intense make out session that's happening as we speak without even slighly considering the fact that this is not some person you met at a bar but your long time friend......
and now it's tomorrow...
said person is next to you in bed and *holy shit this is gonna be akwaaaard".
Very few friendships survive these situations, so your best bet, if you want to keep that friendship, is to let that sexual tension be and leave Johnny and Jack for more public functions where you're also sure that you'll be going home ia taxi by yourself.
>Secrets = This is rather simple..alcohol and secrets don't mix. For some scientific reason which I have no interest in currently googleing alcohol cause you to become what most people call a blabbermouth and allthough it's pretty funny for jenny to hear about that one time you got turned on from watching sean connery in class Jenny won't be so chipper when she hears you blabbing on about that one time in cancun where she made out with that waitress in the bar. Unfortunately you can't really control this while in the current state but you'll have to suffer through the consecuences as if it had been sober, so try to close up your memory vault o no drinky the champagne-y during the public events.
>Little kids = it helps for them to be created but it may also help for them to know that their mother's a whore, a fact which would be better left untold till they're about 17...sooo i say nay
>Parents = Let's check out this scenario from back in highschool:
As most of you know it can have it's mayor down side which is why you have to be wary of what items and situations you mix it with. Here are just some examples of situations, items and people you might want to prevent while inhebriated:
>Driving = Come on, it's illegal, it can cause death and/or injuries. No one in this worlds is that great a driver or drinker that they aren't at risk, you should know this so moving on....
>Sexual Tension = Let's say you have this friend (doesn't matter what sexual preference) and yeah you're good friends, but there's always those jokes that hint that you'd tap that when watching a movie at your place together or that closeness you have where it's ok for them to know you have a tatto on your pubic region that says "lick me" (......) Mix that trust with my good boys Jack or Johnny and you'll find that this elusive tattoo is now not just an inside joke but the words coming out of your mouth in time with the intense make out session that's happening as we speak without even slighly considering the fact that this is not some person you met at a bar but your long time friend......
and now it's tomorrow...
said person is next to you in bed and *holy shit this is gonna be akwaaaard".
Very few friendships survive these situations, so your best bet, if you want to keep that friendship, is to let that sexual tension be and leave Johnny and Jack for more public functions where you're also sure that you'll be going home ia taxi by yourself.
>Secrets = This is rather simple..alcohol and secrets don't mix. For some scientific reason which I have no interest in currently googleing alcohol cause you to become what most people call a blabbermouth and allthough it's pretty funny for jenny to hear about that one time you got turned on from watching sean connery in class Jenny won't be so chipper when she hears you blabbing on about that one time in cancun where she made out with that waitress in the bar. Unfortunately you can't really control this while in the current state but you'll have to suffer through the consecuences as if it had been sober, so try to close up your memory vault o no drinky the champagne-y during the public events.
>Little kids = it helps for them to be created but it may also help for them to know that their mother's a whore, a fact which would be better left untold till they're about 17...sooo i say nay
>Parents = Let's check out this scenario from back in highschool:
(Parent) "Are you drunk?"
(You) "What makes you think that?"
(Parent) "You're peeing in the closet!"
If that's not enough incentive to not drink while around your parents i don't know what is. I mean if you're a more responsible adult and it's a family event then be my guest but that's later on 'm talking about formative years here. Getting home late smelling of cheap vodka while your mum was waiting isn't exactly the best of scenarios especially when she's up at 5 am making loud noises and waking you up because she doesn't get that you have A FUCKING HEADACHE MUM!......yeah.......not like I'd know from personal experienc. Basically if you can pull off the I haven't had a drink trick then be my guest or else learn the way of the teenage ninja sneaking into house style.
>Heavy machinery = Pretty self explanatory, you might lose a finger, cut an arm off or find that bobby got stuck in your vajayjay and won't come out (lols, inside joke)
>Asians = Fishbowl soup, sushi, chopsticks nuff said! <3
>Heavy machinery = Pretty self explanatory, you might lose a finger, cut an arm off or find that bobby got stuck in your vajayjay and won't come out (lols, inside joke)
>Asians = Fishbowl soup, sushi, chopsticks nuff said! <3
>Midgets = Any sentence involving name calling such as "hi shorty" is expected but not welcome, so be carefull, them midgets can be vicious little creatures when they want to be. Awor to the wise no elf jokes either!
>Sleep overs = Let's face it you've always been sort of curious about trying it with your friend. Your having a blast playing video games and what not or doing eachothers hair bring out the midnight margarita's and five minutes later "Let's make out"...No saying I'd know about this but might've seen it in action a couple of times. Also if say you bring a good friend of the opposite sex to stay over the night (as mentioned before) you might find that let's watch this movie might end up with his dick in your mouth...just sayin'
So there are my basics you can improv your way out of certain situations if you gain conscience quick enough or simply blame the fact that you blew him on the ridiculously high level of alcohol in ur blood, but either way there's always a consecuence to drinking just a tad too much and when mixed with any of the previously mentioned or other i might not have said those consecuences may haunt you for life or until your next drinking binge.
Ciao <3
>Sleep overs = Let's face it you've always been sort of curious about trying it with your friend. Your having a blast playing video games and what not or doing eachothers hair bring out the midnight margarita's and five minutes later "Let's make out"...No saying I'd know about this but might've seen it in action a couple of times. Also if say you bring a good friend of the opposite sex to stay over the night (as mentioned before) you might find that let's watch this movie might end up with his dick in your mouth...just sayin'
So there are my basics you can improv your way out of certain situations if you gain conscience quick enough or simply blame the fact that you blew him on the ridiculously high level of alcohol in ur blood, but either way there's always a consecuence to drinking just a tad too much and when mixed with any of the previously mentioned or other i might not have said those consecuences may haunt you for life or until your next drinking binge.
Ciao <3
